June 25, 2009
Church for Sinners :: Making Monsters
Robot Monster
By Natalie Perez
How to make a Monster? Preheat oven to 666 degrees, once warm throwing in the following: dirt, brains, clothes, and any remaining limbs lying around. Place everything into a bowl turning the mixer on medium speed stir well then toss into the oven for cooking. Once the timer has sounded off this means your monster is ready to unleash itself upon its worth victims. In this case, the monster or monsters' emerge from the oven more than you had asked for and run wild and free. The four monsters running throughout the darkness under the full lit moon shinning high above, as these monsters arrive at the cemetery and grab a hold of some dusty old instruments and begin to play. Dishing out the knock out hits that leaves you begging for more, this fast driven EP entitled “Making Monsters,” grasps the instruments tightly playing off some of the most creative guitar riffs and solos around. Not only those but drumming tempo beatings you can bang and rock your body too. Rounding off altogether to becoming an album of intentions to not only kill you but enlighten you as you witness your life flash before your eyes…:



























